65% rotten tomatoes

vi Watchmen. mañana breve comentario. y ya no tengo más excusas para no avanzar rápidamente con mi artículo de superhéroes.

anexo: lista de motivos por el que un usuario de facebook considera que Snyder (quién dirigió el remake de Dawn of the Dead y 300) no es el director idóneo para Watchmen:

1. Because 300 was retarded crypto-fascist bullshit
2. Because America hasn't healed from Brett Ratner
3. Because we're certain we saw a goat play guitar in that thing
4. Because he made music videos for Morrissey
5. Because when it comes to directing actors, he makes George Lucas look like Sidney Lumet
6. Because movies made out of comics usually suck anyways
7. Because ninjas aren't from Iran
8. Because voice-overs are crutches used by shitty storytellers
9. Because Dawn of the Dead is supposed to be satirical
10. Because that "test shot" of Rorschach (this group's profile pic) looks like ass on a cracker to us
11. Because that "test shot" of Rorschach looks like ass on a cracker to anyone with eyes
12. Because casting RuPaul as a villain is a bad idea
13. Because Persians aren't black
14. Because he doesn't understand allegory
15. Because 300 managed to be both gay and homophobic at the same time
16. Because that nurse in the original Dawn of the Dead was hotter than any of those chicks in the remake
17. Because if you're going to let historical accuracy go by the boards, why not have the Spartans fight velociraptors?
18. Because he's a douche
19 Because Watchmen is about authority and memory, and his flicks aren't authoritative or memorable
20. Because 300's subplot was polemical bullshit
21. Because Marvel holds eminent domain over crapulent comic book adaptations (e.g. Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, Elektra, etc.)
22. Because the legacy of the Blue Beetle already suffered enough in 52
23. Because compared to any other decent sci-fi/fantasy flick, 300 really wasn't that cool-looking
24. Because he still shoots commercials for bullshit like Gatorade
25. Because Joel Silver already tired to ruin it and failed
26. Because he used nine songs by the Fucking Champs in Dawn of the Dead and didn't even pay them
27. Because he also didn't even send them a DVD of the movie
28. Because the South Park guys would at least make it funny
29. Because hasn't Alan Moore suffered enough?
30. BECAUSE ZOMBIES DON'T RUN, YOU FUCKING HACK!!!